Each year on a Saturday in late October the residents of Hoboken board
trains, buses and cars to journey westbound on Route 78. The destination?
Picture Yuppie Woodstock meets The Dukes of Hazzard meets an open casting call
for St. Elmo’s Fire…the New Class. The tailgating event is The Far Hills Race
Meeting, but to most it is simply known as "The Hunt."
Ostensibly, the Hunt is a Breeders Cup Steeplechase Race, a big deal in the
world of horse racing. The
Hunt website, describes the day as a "a world-class event that mixes
society and sport." The October 19th affair attracts over 50,000 people to its
annual location at Moorland Farms, with approximately 49,990 of those 50,000
from Hoboken, Manhattan and Morristown. Of the 49,990, 94% rent summer beach
houses in Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan and Long Beach Island. If you ever
wanted to know what it was like to have your social life flash before your
eyes, wander around the Hunt for an afternoon; you will likely run into every
single person you have ever known since Social Studies class.
The Hunt may appear to be about an afternoon of foliage, friends, hay,
horses, Corona and Cabernet, but most in attendance don’t even get a glimpse of
the track or are even aware a race is actually happening. This day isn’t about
society or sport, but rather to serve as an anecdote for two people to tell
their future grandkids that they didn’t meet at a bar or beach house, but while
discussing Iraq and wine tasting at The Hunt. Based on observations from past
experience here, it appears all involved that aren’t "involved" are on the
prowl for future companionship.
Call it the Mission For a Winter of Missionary.
If you love the scent of the fear of loneliness, autumn in Hoboken is
starting to reek like two-week old Monterey jack. You can particularly see the
quiet desperation for post-summer partnership in the eyes of the female
30-and-older crowd. Remember that Friends episode when Rachael—on her 30th
birthday—tried to calculate how many years it would take to meet a man, get
engaged, plan a wedding, get pregnant and have a child? If you missed that one,
or a frontal lobotomy still has you somehow watching Survivor, Rachael’s end
answer was age 35. She wasn’t terribly happy about it.
"The days grow colder, suddenly you’re a lot older" is the way Sinatra
describes a winter of "ordering orange juice for one." Hoboken’s singles,
including the men, are already feeling the chill. No guy wants to be out some
Saturday night in January at Miss Kitty’s with a 7-to-1-guy/girl ratio working
against him. Winter’s slower metabolisms force the borderline attractive over
the wrong side of the fence. The cutesy Irish pinkish hues of August become as
white as the background of the page you’re reading. The time to gather as many
quality digits as possible may effectively expire after October 19.
The thrill of the shore house fling is already one month in the rearview
mirror and the prospects for 2003 are an entire hockey season (including
playoffs) away. Temporary fixes don’t cut it: A December getaway in South Beach
ends fifteen weekends short. The ski house scene is a fatigued one-night affair
due to the 10 hours of round-trip travel time. The Hunt is seen as the last and
best chance to find someone to make it a Blockbuster Night with.
The HFBO invariably begins at 9:30 AM. Buses and trains stocked with Mimosas
and Irish Coffee leave from Hoboken train station and its adjacent parking lot.
After a 40-minute ride to Far Hills and a 30-minute wait in traffic to get near
the farm, the festivities begin approx. at 11 AM when most are already 3
cocktails into their day before disembarking.
Tailgate space is reserved ahead of time and each area is separated by hay
bales. The drinks vary…but a solid majority of the women go with white wine and
the boys go the beer route. Hay and fire don’t mix, so the day is catered with
less flammable sandwiches containing every meat ever known to man. "Borderline
edibles" are the two words that come to mind.
If it’s a warm day, repeated refills can go to one’s head quickly… and that’s
when the Kodak moments begin. It’s always been the contention of the author
(and about 3 billion others) that alcohol is not consumed because it tastes
great or is less filling, but for the inflated sense of self-esteem that you
can’t find in the ingredients. The Hunt is a place that, unlike the saloons of
Hoboken, has plenty of light and is devoid of dancing or loud music.
Refreshingly, it is a social mechanism that depends solely on (gasp) quality
conversation and an ability to innocently crash other tailgates. This all tends
to occur more easily when someone else (see: Alcohol) is doing the talking.
After a day of wandering from bail to bail and sharing something in common
with those on the A&P lines for the Port-o-Johns ("You really have to go?
Wow, me too! So, what’s your email address?"), the day usually ends with the
sun setting behind the rolling hills quickly. A once beautiful farm resembles
Tora Bora after an allied bombing.
The buses and trains proceed to carry their cargo back to Hoboken for a
sloppy evening in the Mile Square. The difference between the non-Hunters and
Hunters is as recognizable as the difference between Rutgers football and
Miami. Predictably, the night usually ends earlier than expected.
But the next morning, as the sun blinds your eyes and you feel like you’ve
brushed your teeth with a Snickers Bar, hope may suddenly overcome you.
Maybe, just maybe, there is a new number stored in a cell phone, a crumbled
business card in the back pocket, or perhaps a strange purple mark on a place
only a turtleneck can hide.
"Grandma and Grandpa met at a horsey race," your grandkids will say someday.
Sure…you keep on believing that.
Joe Concha is a weekly contributor for NBCSports.com and a BI-monthly feature
writer for Hobokeni.com. He will be signing copies of this article at tailgate
location 1085 and 1086 at the Hunt.
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